..and the related.

We consume alcohol to celebrate the happy times.
We use alcohol to mourn the unfortunate times.
We even drink alcohol just to drink, to make something happen out of pure boredom.

Same goes for drugs and the related.

Ladies, we're happy when we've got a man.
Ladies, we're unsatisfied when we've got a man.
Ladies, we're always searching for a new man for temporary replacement for the one we've already got.

Same goes for fellas and the related.

Shit, I think the world needs some enlightenment.
We abuse substance and humanity in the same way.